Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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