there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
wat bout pragnant strippers??
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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