I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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