He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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