Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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