Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
He uses pillows to masturbate.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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