I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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