Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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