margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Banned from zoo.
Again?
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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