Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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