is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
Every concussion has its silver lining
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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