What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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