Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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