were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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