I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
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