Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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