spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
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