Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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