Soap is not a condiment
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Randomize
