She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
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