i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
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