God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
where are my eyebrows?
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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