it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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