Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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