He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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