he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
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