tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
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