Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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