Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
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