Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize