guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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