Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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