I just threw up on my dentist
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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