ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
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