Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
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