I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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