fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
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