Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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