My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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