So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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