can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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