This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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