in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
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