That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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