there's paper in my vomit.
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
then he tried to convert me to islam
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
Randomize
