I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
Randomize
