This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
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