no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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