I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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