i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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