Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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